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Coca Demotivational Poster


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WHERE WERE YOU - when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?




ROCKY MOUNTAIN - High


TAGS: cocaine colorado john denver
Rating: 4.67/5

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hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?


UNTOLD TRUTH - Kids love it to


TAGS: cocaine
Rating: 2.25/5

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ADDICTIONS -


TAGS: hollywood cocaine drinking partying relapse
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.


ONLY SCHOOL - would be quite so cruel


TAGS: school cruel coca cola dasani
Rating: 4.5/5

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RaDninja17 - June 26, 2011, 6:15 am
booyah, I made it! :D thanks


AFRICA - The land of op(poor)tunity




Mind Malfunction -


TAGS: coca cola then now prices wtf
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:34 pm
Dude! Totally hated it when they hid/got rid of the cent symbol when they did away with typewriters. I remember when it shared a key with the fractions. I think it was the fractions.
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:15 am
and the ¢ sign was seen everywhere. Now, quickly, look for it on your keyboard...heh heh
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:14 am
Born in ’49. The short, thick, sea green coke bottles were around quite a long time. The chest type pop machines, just as long. In the early 50s, a nickel and dime bought a lot...a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 2:43 am
Really? Dare I ask .... how old?
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:31 pm
…..and, yeah, it was really really good. Gawd I’m an ol’ fart.
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:30 pm
Cynic, I do remember the 3rd from the left. Yes, it was glass, yes it was 5¢, don’t know what was in it. Sometimes there was a 2 for 5¢ special if you were good enough to pull 2 out of the steel rack at precisely the same time.


VA TECH -


TAGS: coca cola hasnt sponsored anything since kent state
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Limey bastard!
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
errrr...Look! A distraction! cheerio
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
A look like that? This'll happen later.... on the walk back to the dorms.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:51 am
He's Ginger cuz he wears an orange hat?........Are you British Bart?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
Pepper spray? She's holding a fricken' torch and two Navy guys are standing four feet away. No matter how you slice it, the ginger is outgunned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
What if you yell "It's coming right for us"?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Remember kids, its not ra** if you yell surprise first
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:48 am
She was asking for it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:47 am
That kid's face is full of intent. Girl in the red better have her pepper spray with her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:41 am
I only burn things because Pong told me to.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:40 am
You wouldn't believe the **** I've learned from playing Metroid...
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Hey you know he might just play video games! If you believe half of the crazy attorneys out there, video games teach you how to kill people with no remorse!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:36 am
the guy in the orange toque looks like he might be planning a repeat performance.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Makes me that much more interested to see it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
The original draft was far worse.
mmmBingSoo - October 3, 2009, 1:23 am
it looks like a pokemon ball to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
5. You Cold,Heartless,Hilarious bastard.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
And thensome.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Worth every penny.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
I believe that incident was from taxpayers money.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Man that's creepy seeing that Pepsi logo there. Ubiquity can be a b****-goddess. Love the tags too. say, is it true that when Fabio got hit in the face by that seagull while riding a rollercoaster, the incident was sponsored by Dr. Pepper?


flour -


TAGS: carded for flour cocaine wtf
Rating: 3/5

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CloudchaserS - September 25, 2013, 3:20 am
Would I be correct in thinking that they're doing it because they think kids will try to sell it as cocaine?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 8:16 pm
And they might want to sample it. That's when those things get nasty. You've seen movies; True Romance. Wrong thing said at the wrong time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2013, 6:39 pm
that's correct. If you sell a tiny flap of sugar when the buyer expects cocaine, you're charged with selling cocaine...Happened to a guy I went to school with. It was hilarious, he was a douche bag.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 5:20 pm
I was told in Ontario and probably the rest of Canada you are charged with what you represent selling. And you're probably correct that they won't hand over the cash until they have evidence of you representing it as cocaine. But you might get lucky.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 3:53 pm

Curly~~that's called 'sales in lieu of', and trust me, it's very unlikely that any cop is going to pass over buy money until he/she has enough on ***e to make it clear the seller is selling dope~~whether it turns out to be bogus or not.
curlyrocks - September 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
I always wondered what would happen if you sold flower to cops trying to set up a sting. So long as you never call it cocaine you should be fine.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 24, 2013, 2:58 pm
In the Bay Area I've had this occur numerous times. First Walsnot then Safeway.
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2013, 11:41 am
Who and where? I goodsearched, but couldn't find anything.


BLACKBEARD'S GROG AND ALE - Arrgh ye scurvy dogs, grog is my co-captain.


TAGS: blackbeard grog is my cocaptain
Rating: 2.23/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:52 am
I'll Drink To That.
ICEMAN - March 2, 2012, 1:23 am
I know you have been told by others before but......... What the phuque........ Quality before quantity.


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